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Social Security's "Improvements"? More Like Polishing a TurdOkay, so the Social Security... Social Security's "Improvements"? More Like Polishing a Turd
Okay, so the Social Security Administration (SSA) is patting itself on the back, huh? Faster payments, shorter wait times, a disability claims backlog reduction... Give me a break. They're acting like they just invented sliced bread instead of, ya know, doing their damn jobs.
Smoke and Mirrors at the SSA
Let's be real: The bar was subterranean. I mean, the Commissioner, Frank Bisignano, is bragging about fixing their website being down 29 hours a week? That’s like a car company bragging about finally putting wheels on their cars. It's the bare minimum, people! And he "discovered" this shortly after taking office? Where the hell was everyone else? Asleep at the switch?
Bisignano also claims faster response times on the phone. "Through the use of technology and proper allocation of resources, we have been able to reduce the year-over-year average speed of answer from 28 minutes in Fiscal Year 2024 to 15 minutes in Fiscal Year 2025..." Okay, so only fifteen minutes of my life wasted on hold now? Progress! I guess. Is that really something to celebrate, or just an admission of how monumentally screwed up things were to begin with?
And nearly 90% of calls are now resolved via self-service or convenient callbacks? Convenient for whom? Last time I tried the callback thing, I got a recording telling me to call back later. Yeah, super convenient. So, basically, they're pushing people toward automated systems to avoid actually talking to them. Brilliant.
The Disability Claims Debacle
Then there's the disability claims backlog. They’ve reduced it by 25%, which sounds impressive until you realize it was "at an all-time high" last year. So, they dug themselves into a hole the size of the Grand Canyon and then filled it in with a shovel-full of dirt. Congrats. I mean, "historic lows of disability hearings pending"? Seriously?
And what about the Social Security Fairness Act? They sent out 3.1 million payments totaling $17 billion five months ahead of schedule. Good for them, I guess. But how many people are still struggling to navigate the bureaucracy, filling out endless forms, and waiting months (or years) for a decision? This is a system designed to help people, not torture them with red tape.
It’s like they are trying to fix a dam with a roll of duct tape, and then throwing a party about how secure the dam is.
The COLA Charade
Oh, and don't even get me started on the cost of living adjustment (COLA). A 2.8% boost to benefits next year? That's like giving someone a participation trophy while their rent is skyrocketing and groceries cost a fortune. An estimated $56 more per month for the average retiree? That barely covers a week's worth of cat food these days. Social Security Issues Update on 2025 Changes
And the SSA Commissioner, Frank J. Bisignano, has the audacity to say, "Social Security is a promise kept..."? Let's be real here, Frank. It's a promise slowly being eroded by inflation, political games, and a system that's clearly struggling to keep up.
Then again, maybe I'm the crazy one here. Maybe I'm expecting too much from a government agency that's been around for almost a century. Maybe I should just be grateful that I'm even getting anything at all. But honestly...